Inventory of email signature lines

I Voted for John Kerry for President

Irony is overrated.

You have to choose your irrationality or it will choose you.

In the garden of gentle sanity,
may you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness.

In theory, freedom may be held in high regard; in practice it is experienced as a dizzying loss of meaning and direction.

Never neglect even the slightest positive deed. Just do it.
- Dudjom Rinpoche

Lighten up, or else!

Self-referential meta-talk is the disease of our time.

Do you have a favorite day of the week?

Why do streets have names?

Write a song about yourself!

The step from endurance to renewal is indeed immense.

With its freedoms and advantages, human life is like a treasure island; People of Tingri, do not come back an empty-handed failure.
-Phadampa Sangye

An unprejudiced, intelligent and interested listener is called a vessel.
--Aryadeva, 400 Stanzas (Catusataka)

A point of seeing: if we are unable to establish the criteria of the next level, we will not reach it.
- Robert Fripp

Past performance is not a guarantee of future results.

Breakdown and breakthrough may happen simultaneously.

Omnis voluntas ex voluntate sola.

The step from endurance to renewal is indeed immense.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.